Eroica has a varied - if frustrating/petrified/terrifying/annoying/etcetera - cast, and TONS of minor characters, few of whom get any screen time in fics.
The challenge: Write a fic/drabble that focuses on some of the more neglected characters.
Bonus Points For: Large quantities of alcohol, and/or conspiracies against (or just plain bitching about) the Major or the Earl.
Characters: A, B, Benedict, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Laurence, Mischa, Papa Eberbach, Polar Bear, Salim, The Chief, Z