Genres: Humor
Stories
Anger Not The Old Lion by Anne-Li Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: At an international military conference in Las Vegas, a panel is held on the subject of homosexuality in the army. Klaus and Dorian are both there.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Drama, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2671 Read Count: 4338
[Report This] Published: 20/10/2009 Updated: 20/10/2009
Another Day by The Reverand Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Dorian makes a declaration.
Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 643 Read Count: 6603
[Report This] Published: 28/09/2006 Updated: 28/09/2006
Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere by Hunter Rated: PG [Reviews - 6]
Summary: "Nothing gets in my way / Not even locked doors / Don't follow the lines that been laid before..."
Characters: James, Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The James Fic Challenge!
Series: Strangelove
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2436 Read Count: 5564
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2006 Updated: 11/04/2006
At Home With the Muses by Yavanna Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Muse silliness ahead - the Muses are unhappy with their accommodations...HL/QoS/Eroica/X-Files crossover
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crossover, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1716 Read Count: 5072
[Report This] Published: 07/03/2006 Updated: 07/03/2006
AU1 Appetite Suppressant by Margaret Price Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

The Major devises the perfect plan to rid himself of Eroica forever. Or so he believes.

A predictable story, a predictable ending, with some very unpredictable events--and lots of sex--along the way. 

It contains, in no particular order: Sex, Drugs & Violence (OT3),  Caveman!Klaus,  Caveman!Dorian,  Plastered!Klaus,  Plastered!Dorian,  Well-Hung!Klaus ;-D,  Scheming!Klaus,  Scheming!Dorian... Well, you get the idea.

Followed by a sequel Feet Of Clay


Characters: Bonham, Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: graphic sex, lemon, non-con, violence
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15031 Read Count: 131102
[Report This] Published: 13/07/2006 Updated: 13/07/2006
AU2 Feet Of Clay by Margaret Price Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Nearly ten years have passed since Eroica and the Major began a secret love affair. Then violent circumstances cause Iron Klaus to realize that he is only a man whose world can shatter in a matter of hours. He subsequently realizes that he has no idea how, or even if, he can put it back together again.

This story is a sequel to Appetite Suppressant.  It contains, in no particular order: Sex, Guns, and Violence (OT3), Well-Hung!Klaus ;-D, Heroic!Klaus, Amorous!Dorian, Compassionate!Klaus, Tentative!Dorian, Naked!Klaus, Naked!Dorian, Angsty!Klaus, Angsty!Dorian, Romantic!Klaus ( ! ), PissedOff!Dorian, WarmAndFuzzy!Klaus, bubble baths, alphabets, and other surprises.


Characters: A, Bonham, Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: graphic sex, graphic violence, lemon, non-con
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17945 Read Count: 159809
[Report This] Published: 24/07/2006 Updated: 24/07/2006
Birthday Present by Amity33 Rated: R [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Major hates celebrating his birthday, but Eroica is determined to give him a birthday present no matter what. What will be the Major's reaction?
Characters: Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: graphic sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3777 Read Count: 4630
[Report This] Published: 01/02/2012 Updated: 01/02/2012
Birthday Surprise by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dorian gets a birthday present he wasn't expecting, from a surprising source.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, Jones, Klaus, Mischa
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 520 Read Count: 3964
[Report This] Published: 17/07/2015 Updated: 17/07/2015
Bishop by Telwoman Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: An alternate universe - an alternate career. Meet Bishop von dem Eberbach.
Characters: Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1248 Read Count: 3271
[Report This] Published: 15/06/2013 Updated: 15/06/2013
Borrowed Time by The Reverand Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Dorian has something that belongs to Klaus. Klaus wants it back.


Characters: Bonham, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1384 Read Count: 7307
[Report This] Published: 14/07/2006 Updated: 14/07/2006