It's only kinky the first time.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: PWP and Other Smutty Things, Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 295 Read Count: 7040
I think the title says it all. Some times I just get silly, and the boys suffer for it.
It's only kinky the first time.
There are many mundane tasks involved in being a subordinate officer. Shopping duty is one of them.
Sometimes it isn't easy being a subordinate. In fact, sometimes it is too much.
This is the conclusion that the Alphabets and Eroica's gang come to, going on to come to a mutual agreement about their respective superiors.
What happens when Eroica leaves James in the Major's care? Not what you would expect.
Dorian learns the truth about the Emperor of the Hamburg nights.
Warnings: Contains heaving breasts and purple prose.
Disclaimer: This is entirely the fault of Riothouse. Her plot bunny, her idea, her concept, her fault. She was initially set to co-write it with me but was prevented due to other commitments. I just…um, transcribed her ideas. No, really! Don’t look at me like that!
Why does Dorian love Klaus? The answer is obvious, really.
I have mentioned a few times that some of the situations we have put the boys in would drive anyone into therapy. Well, it finally has. Sort of...
After crashing a party, Dorian meets John Gage, who has given up looking for a stable relationship and decides to just look for sex. What he finds is Dorian dressed as a woman.
An Eroica/Emergency! crossover and slash parody.
Knowledge of Emergency! not necessary. Oh, and I'm not responsible for spilled drinks or injuries caused by giggle fits.
Color 8 - Black
Dorian shows Klaus his technique. No not that one!