It's only kinky the first time.

Sometimes it isn't easy being a subordinate. In fact, sometimes it is too much.

This is the conclusion that the Alphabets and Eroica's gang come to, going on to come to a mutual agreement about their respective superiors.

Dorian learns the truth about the Emperor of the Hamburg nights.

Warnings: Contains heaving breasts and purple prose.

Disclaimer: This is entirely the fault of Riothouse. Her plot bunny, her idea, her concept, her fault. She was initially set to co-write it with me but was prevented due to other commitments. I just…um, transcribed her ideas. No, really! Don’t look at me like that!

I have mentioned a few times that some of the situations we have put the boys in would drive anyone into therapy. Well, it finally has. Sort of...

After crashing a party, Dorian meets John Gage, who has given up looking for a stable relationship and decides to just look for sex. What he finds is Dorian dressed as a woman.

An Eroica/Emergency! crossover and slash parody.

Knowledge of Emergency! not necessary. Oh, and I'm not responsible for spilled drinks or injuries caused by giggle fits.