Guns & Hairdryers by Margaret Price
Summary:

Just some silly.


Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 89 Read: 5851 Published: 30/03/2007 Updated: 30/03/2007
Story Notes:
Riothouse and I are not safe alone on an IM, because this is what happens.
Not quite a drabble by Margaret Price

  GUNS & HAIRDRYERS

The Major threw open the door to Eroica's hotel room, gun in hand. "You son-of-a-bitch! You've fucked up my missions for the last time!"

Eroica jumped to his feet, dashing to the bathroom where he snatched up a hairdryer.

The Major stormed across the room, stopping dead in the bathroom doorway. Further within, Eroica stood with the hairdryer held out in front of him like a gun. "What the hell is that?"

"A hairdryer!"

"What are you gonna do with that? Threaten split ends?"

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