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Member Since: 05/03/2006
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Stories by Ara
Agent Zed by Ara Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: James ficlet challenge: An old plotbunny for Z Smut that probably would never have gotten used if not for this challenge! James is love.
Characters: James, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Challenges: The James Fic Challenge!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 603 Read Count: 6015
[Report This] Published: 04/04/2006 Updated: 04/04/2006
Confessions of the Heart by Ara Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A continuation of Z Smut: shortly before Christmas of 1988, Klaus invited his father home early to tell him about his ongoing relationship with Z. It didn't go particularly well, and they left soon after to spend the holidays together at Klaus' uncle's estate. This is their return to Schloss Eberbach after Heinz has had time to mull over his son's situation.


Characters: Klaus, Papa Eberbach, Z
Genres: Drama, Established Relationship
Warnings: None
Challenges: Papa Eberbach Challenge!
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4137 Read Count: 5972
[Report This] Published: 23/07/2006 Updated: 23/07/2006
Disco Towels by Ara Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Requested by Kumiko, an "I Will Survive" silly song-fic featuring a very tiny towel costume and a skimpy red dress.
Characters: Dorian, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1833 Read Count: 5490
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Golden Poo™ by Ara Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: James' most creative way of making money yet. (Based on the true story of Ara finding gold-coated poo for sale in Nagasaki.)
Characters: James
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120 Read Count: 4643
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Summary: Sound advice from Major Klaus Heinz von dem Eberbach on what you can do to stay fit and healthy and to make your life a little more stress free.
Characters: Klaus
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 317 Read Count: 6120
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Love by Ara Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The Chief always seems to be cast in the light of villain or plot device. This is a small piece to give us a look of how he might be when all the negative influences around him are taken away.

Characters: The Chief
Genres: General
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 362 Read Count: 4303
[Report This] Published: 23/11/2007 Updated: 23/11/2007
No Nookie Anonymous by Ara Rated: R [Reviews - 1]
Summary: The Alphabet and Eroica's men get revenge for being left out of the nookie.
Characters: A, B, Bonham, G, James, Jones, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1578 Read Count: 6425
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Not Always a Crowd by Ara Rated: R [Reviews - 2]
Summary: James feels unloved when Lord Gloria's attentions turn to others.
Characters: Dorian, James, Klaus
Genres: Established Relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1303 Read Count: 4093
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Of All the Places by Ara Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The absolute wrong time for Dorian to have his fantasies fulfilled.

Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Humor, Short
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1658 Read Count: 4664
[Report This] Published: 28/11/2007 Updated: 28/11/2007
Operation Backside by Ara Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 5]
Summary: When he is given a special assignment by the other Alphabets, Z approaches it as diligently and methodically as he would any other mission. Whether he fails or succeeds, his life and the Major's will never be the same...Z only hopes that he survives.

Characters: A, B, G, Z
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Z-Smut, or How to Bed a Major
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7435 Read Count: 9941
[Report This] Published: 10/02/2013 Updated: 04/03/2013