Rating: G
Stories
Gift For One by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Stick-Klaus gets a gift from the Earl.


Characters: A, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5 Read Count: 95264
[Report This] Published: 22/03/2007 Updated: 22/03/2007
Golden Poo™ by Ara Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary: James' most creative way of making money yet. (Based on the true story of Ara finding gold-coated poo for sale in Nagasaki.)
Characters: James
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 120 Read Count: 13327
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Guns & Hairdryers by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Just some silly.


Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 89 Read Count: 9863
[Report This] Published: 30/03/2007 Updated: 30/03/2007
Hero Worship by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

When your boss is Iron Klaus, how do other heroes measure up?


Characters: A, B, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1136 Read Count: 9733
[Report This] Published: 16/11/2007 Updated: 16/11/2007
How Do I Write A Decent Eroica Fic? by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

An essay inspired by the membership of  schlosseberbach


Characters: None
Genres: Essay
Warnings: None
Series: Stories That Don't Fit Anywhere Else
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2600 Read Count: 9886
[Report This] Published: 28/02/2007 Updated: 28/02/2007
If Iron Klaus Were A MasterCard Ad by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

There are some things that money can't buy...


Characters: Caesar Gabriel, Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64 Read Count: 156778
[Report This] Published: 25/04/2006 Updated: 25/04/2006
Iron Heart by Syx Maxwell Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Alternate Universe: Kizuna in the Iron Wolf World. Book 3 of the Metal Saga.
Characters: None
Genres: Alternate Universe, Crossover
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 679 Read Count: 15615
[Report This] Published: 07/03/2006 Updated: 07/03/2006
Ironwood by Filigree Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Harry Potter crossover.

Characters: None
Genres: Crossover
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1447 Read Count: 5496
[Report This] Published: 24/11/2010 Updated: 24/11/2010
Language Barrier by Margaret Price Rated: G [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Dorian and Klaus may speak English, but is it really the same language?


Characters: Dorian, Klaus
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1255 Read Count: 11628
[Report This] Published: 26/02/2007 Updated: 26/02/2007
Lèche-vitrine by Cassie Ingaben Rated: G [Reviews - 0]
Summary: “Lèche-vitrine” means “window-shopping” in French, but the literal translation is “window-licking”—which I think is wonderfully appropriate for Dorian.
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 102 Read Count: 8232
[Report This] Published: 30/08/2009 Updated: 30/08/2009