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Stories
Summary:

When Dorian finally wins his beloved Klaus’s affections, he looks forward to receiving a thousand kisses. What he gets instead is, well…the title says it all.


Characters: A, B, Bonham, Dorian, G, Klaus, Laurence
Genres: Alternate Universe, Drama, Established Relationship, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: Humor, Nonsense and Crack!fic
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10286 Read Count: 94087
[Report This] Published: 24/04/2007 Updated: 24/04/2007
Another Day by The Reverand Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Dorian makes a declaration.
Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 643 Read Count: 5569
[Report This] Published: 28/09/2006 Updated: 28/09/2006
Summary: The Major hates celebrating his birthday, but Eroica is determined to give him a birthday present no matter what. What will be the Major's reaction?
Characters: Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: graphic sex
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3777 Read Count: 3540
[Report This] Published: 01/02/2012 Updated: 01/02/2012
Claudia by Nomad Rated: PG [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Klaus and his team need some help infiltrating a club with an exclusive members list.
Characters: Dorian, G, Klaus
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7654 Read Count: 2438
[Report This] Published: 07/03/2014 Updated: 07/03/2014
Conspiracy Theory by Avendasora Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 6]
Summary: You'd think that an unexpected gunshot would send the alphabets running to their Major's aid. ...You'd think.

Characters: A, B, Dorian, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: Crack, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2101 Read Count: 6571
[Report This] Published: 08/07/2006 Updated: 08/07/2006
Damn G! by Dirty_Rose Rated: PG-13 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Two agents take advantage of a break to "have fun" with...
Characters: G, Z
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Subordinates Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2534
[Report This] Published: 30/05/2011 Updated: 30/05/2011
Summary: Sequel to 'Man's Best Friend' by Telwoman.
Characters: Dorian, G, Klaus, Z
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3521 Read Count: 3148
[Report This] Published: 04/10/2014 Updated: 04/10/2014
Summary: What would make Dorian acceptable to Klaus?
Characters: G
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10278 Read Count: 3508
[Report This] Published: 27/06/2009 Updated: 27/06/2009
Summary: An Eroica-style take on "Zorro the Gay Blade."

Characters: Benedict, Bonham, Dorian, G, Klaus, Mischa, Salim, Tyrian
Genres: Alternate Universe, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3822 Read Count: 4854
[Report This] Published: 05/03/2006 Updated: 05/03/2006
Extreme Solution by Telwoman Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Klaus goes under deep cover on a mission in central Africa.
Characters: Bonham, Dorian, G, Klaus, The Chief, Z
Genres: Action/Adventure
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18963 Read Count: 42343
[Report This] Published: 12/09/2018 Updated: 08/10/2018