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Blueeyedlover: Hi, Klaus.
Eisenwolf: Who the fuck told you we were on first-name basis, you dumbfuck?
Blueeyedlover: Sorry, Sir. I just thought that since we're not at work...
Eisenwolf: Whatfuckingever.
Blueeyedlover: Klaus, do you want to hang out on Saturday?
Eisenwolf: Why? What are you plotting?
Blueeyedlover: There's a cool military museum a few blocks from my flat, would you like to join me?
Eisenwolf: I don't fucking know. What all is there?
Blueeyedlover: Ancient weapons, air crafts, and oh yeah there's this tank---
Eisenwolf: I'll think about it.
Blueeyedlover: I'm paying. For dinner too, if you're up for it.
Eisenwolf: Good plan.
Blueeyedlover: Thanks. Also a good way to make the Earl jealous, yes?
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Eroicarose: Hey dark tall and handsome ;)
Eisenwolf: WHAT THE FUCK
Blueeyedlover: FUCK!
Eroicarose is typing...
Eroicarose: What are we talking about, boys? Let me see...
Eroicarose is typing...
Eroicarose: My, my, Tset, aren't we naughty, asking the boss out on a date!
Eisenwolf: It's not a date, you dumbfuck! Is it?
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Blueeyedlover is typing...
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Blueeyedlover: No.
Eroicarose: Oh? Then why did it take you so damn long?!
Blueeyedlover: Because I don't want him to think so!
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Eisenwolf is typing...
Eisenwolf: TSET I WILL SEND YOUR FUCKING HORNY ARSE TO ALASKA IF YOU EVER ASK ME OUT ON A DATE EVER AGAIN!!!
Blueeyedlover: OH GOTT I'M SORRY
Eroicarose: Disgusting! Geh und fick eine Hure, du Schlampe!
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Eisenwolf: VERDAMMIT NOCH MAL ZUR HOLLË EROICA YOU'VE RUINED HIM
Eroicarose: Oh please, the boy is a little slut! Why do you think he's such a hit with the ladies?!
Eisenwolf: DON'T YOU EVEN
Eisenwolf: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE!
Eroicarose: Klaus, shut up
Eroicarose is typing...
Eroicarose: Klaus, you know that ever since I saw you, no other man could satisfy me.
Eisenwolf: Don't start you fucking pervert! I will kick you off the damn server if you do!
Eroicarose: The first night I saw you, I dreamed of you fucking me through the mattress, so hard I screamed, your lovely self buried deep within me
Eisenwolf: SHUT IT
Eroicarose: I woke up to find my bedding drenched in sweat and other things ;)
Eisenwolf: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eroicarose: I want you right now Klaus, the very thought of you makes me hard
Eisenwolf: AFFK
Eroicarose: I want you in me Klaus, I never wanted it like that before, but after seeing you in those tight dark pants, I wanted you in me even more than I ever thought I would! Ohhhh I'm hard at the very thought of you slamming into me! Oh Klaus I want to see your beautiful mosel eyes in the midst of ecstasy, your lovely noble cheeks burning red with passion, your kissable lips parted as you gasp and groan with each thrust! Oh Klaus I love you! Why don't you want to make love to me? I want to make love to you!
Eisenwolf: Are you done?
Eroicarose: Yeah, I'm done love. ;)
Eisenwolf is typing...
Eisenwolf: You fucking pervert! You disgust me!!!
Eisenwolf: Hey stupid!
Eisenwolf: Why aren't you saying anything?
Eisenwolf: WHAT THE FUCK
Eisenwolf: Hey!!
Eroicarose: Sorry, darling, I really, really needed to relieve... my urges.
Eisenwolf: FUCK YOU YOU PERVERT
Eroicarose: I love you! I wish you would!
Eisenwolf: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Eroicarose: We both know that's not true. Ta, darling.
Eroicarose has left the chat.
Eisenwolf: You're right. It isn't.
Story Notes:
Sorry for the bad German! I'm still learning, and I also made use of a translator. I'll fix it later.
Chapter End Notes:
AFFK means "away from fucking keyboard". Only Klaus, only Klaus.