Welcome, Darlings, to that portion of the site dedicated to you! Yes, out of a sense of generosity and noblesse oblige, I have taken it upon myself to answer your most pressing questions regarding matters of the heart! Oh, and my Darling Major and a few others have offered to "help." Just humor them, my dears, and listen to what I tell you. After all, who could possibly know more about love entanglements than yours truly?

Needful souls who have sought pearls of wisdom:

Not Gay in Tokyo
Longing for Peace and Quiet on L1
Frustrated to the Point of Murder in Nagano
S. K.
Miserable in Bonn